I’m still trying to decipher it. Though I have to admit it pales in comparison to his martial arts ramblings.
And the dark alley encounters.
For my own mental health I have to assume that means “chasing criminals down a dark alley to flying drop kick and arrest them.”
The storied "back-alley takedowns."
I've always wanted to use "storied" in a sentence. I think I'll now apply for a job at ESPN.
Maybe we'll get something constructive out of this thread: Cop Who Led Accidental No-Knock Raid Against 78-Year-Old Grandfather Can’t Be Sued, Court Rules