“Idiot” is a little harsh, Rip. Moron, I can accept, but idiot? C’mon, man!
Well I was only talking about the popping part. I can figure out putting butter on the popped corn. But did Rip call me an idiot because he thought I didn’t know you’d put butter on popped corn, or because he thinks it’s obvious I should use butter rather than oil to actually pop the corn? I am holding out hope that I am not an idiot.