My Testosterone

[Carnivroar]

I'm going to start taking DIM to decrease estrogen. What do you think?

[Jordan Feigenbaum]

Can you please elaborate on this point Jordan. I ask because my T was at the low end of the normal range, and I just assumed that getting higher would be beneficial. Why isn't it?

Case in point.

I'm going to start taking DIM to decrease estrogen. What do you think?

That you're not very bright, mostly. A good person no doubt, but not very bright.

[Carnivroar]

Case in point.



That you're not very bright, mostly. A good person no doubt, but not very bright.

You haven't really explained anything.

[Tom Campitelli]

While Jordan is reluctant to provide a diagnosis, I am not similarly constrained. I play a doctor sometimes in my room at home. Sit down because I have some news for you:

You have the AIDS. Not just a little bit, either. The full blown type. Full-Blown AIDS, or FBA, is what you have. Also, the diabeetus. You have that, too. Having seen your numbers above, I can safely say that your diabeetus is not trivial, either. You have Wilford Brimley-level diabeetus.

I suspect you have no more than 6 months to live before your T-cells finally get digested by the harmful gut parasites you picked up from eating bread, coupled with your high levels of circulating blood glucose. Glucose actually kills NKTs. Sugar is poison, bro. Your RNA will unzip your DNA and then, well, it is all over.

To preserve what little quality of life remains for you, there is only one option: Immediate cessation of posting on this board. It is the only way. Best of luck to you. I hope you can gather the scraps of your life together before you gut becomes overly leaky.

Yours in health,

Dr. Timithus Campitulip, MD, BS, GTP, PTA, XCR, CAT, DOG, BDD

[Jordan Feigenbaum]

What's left to explain?

[SquatPressPull]

Have you considered he's trolling considering he makes like 4 new silly threads in Ends and Pieces per day?

[Mark Rippetoe]

A serious question for the OP: have you seriously considered suicide? Dr. C has correctly pointed out that you have a short time to live anyway, and if your posting history on these boards is any indication, your quality of life is already very low. End it. You'll leave more of an estate for whatever relatives you may have that have not completely disassociated with you, and we will derive a lot of pleasure from hearing about it.

[Gumboots]

Daamn Rippetoe is a savage

[nykid]

Hahahaha love this thread!

[Tiedemies]

A serious question for the OP: have you seriously considered suicide? Dr. C has correctly pointed out that you have a short time to live anyway, and if your posting history on these boards is any indication, your quality of life is already very low. End it. You'll leave more of an estate for whatever relatives you may have that have not completely disassociated with you, and we will derive a lot of pleasure from hearing about it.

Rip, please. Have you never heard of the hypocritic's oath?