Originally Posted by
Tom Campitelli
While Jordan is reluctant to provide a diagnosis, I am not similarly constrained. I play a doctor sometimes in my room at home. Sit down because I have some news for you:
You have the AIDS. Not just a little bit, either. The full blown type. Full-Blown AIDS, or FBA, is what you have. Also, the diabeetus. You have that, too. Having seen your numbers above, I can safely say that your diabeetus is not trivial, either. You have Wilford Brimley-level diabeetus.
I suspect you have no more than 6 months to live before your T-cells finally get digested by the harmful gut parasites you picked up from eating bread, coupled with your high levels of circulating blood glucose. Glucose actually kills NKTs. Sugar is poison, bro. Your RNA will unzip your DNA and then, well, it is all over.
To preserve what little quality of life remains for you, there is only one option: Immediate cessation of posting on this board. It is the only way. Best of luck to you. I hope you can gather the scraps of your life together before you gut becomes overly leaky.
Yours in health,
Dr. Timithus Campitulip, MD, BS, GTP, PTA, XCR, CAT, DOG, BDD