The IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel On Climate Change) have advised that western countries and places like Texas should stop eating meat to arrest the snowballing effect of "climate change". So how will chicken fried tofu taste for you folk over there? Yum!
However it is so bad over here at the moment, it is freezing, the coldest it has been for 15 years. Why can't we get some global warming here in the winter, I train better in the heat.
Some of the city councils here have declared "climate emergencies" are were going nuts? If it is still hot in Texas can I come over there?