Why do no other strength coaches use the novice, intermediate, advanced model?

[brettj]

r/fitness is fucking god awful

[Giri Kotte]

"if you give the average person the choice between a Ferrari with a Volkswagen engine, or a Volkswagen with a Ferrari engine, they will choose the Ferrari with a VW engine every time."

Succinct summary of what's wrong with the world in general. And yes, I'm stealing it!