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Thread: A small poem to say thank you!

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    Default A small poem to say thank you!

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    I just want to say thank you to Mark and the SS coaches for all the knowledge you put out on youtube and also in the forums.
    I wrote a small poem to that effect, hope you guys enjoy reading it Wish y'all a happy new year!!



    I walked into a gym, met my trainer
    all he said was, "get thinner"

    he stood standing still,
    while I wobbled on the treadmill

    then he taught me to squat high
    later put me on a pec-dec fly

    made me deadlift with a trap bar
    needless to say, that didn't progress very far

    while I thought I was training my "core"
    really, I was just getting sore

    as I hit a plateau
    all he could say was "do keto"

    then on youtube, I saw the man in Pink
    knew I had to buy all his books in print
    the blue one had the best description of squats in ink
    while the Grey one told me that fahves were the missing link
    a gallon of milk is now my drink
    and a strong hip drahve my only kink!

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    Feb 2021
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    Well done! A fine read indeed.

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