Stuffed Superdud: Bumpy road to respectable lifting

[Simon Rest]

So what's the redpill move?

My advice would be to go over with some soup and scented massage oils. Offer her the soup and a rubdown. If she's interested in the inner thigh massage, she'll let you know.

Go over, give her the rub down, then leave. Never even try to get in her pants. She'll want you more bro, trust me. (is that red pill, or just bro idiocy?)

[idlehands]

I read an article that the folks above middle class trend to multiple kids so maybe it will equal out ? It's us folks in the middle that put it off.

[swan]

Today she goes, "Augh that movie was supposed to be a joke, right?! But it's happening now. So fast. We will have a professional fighter [she means wrestler] for president after this and then it will be the end of America....just in time for me to finally be a citizen.....

Heh, Jesse Ventura was our gov at one point. He mostly pushed for citizen-friendly things the first couple years in office and then seemed to check out and leave everything to his political advisors. No one cared what he had to say by the end.

[Erok]

...she smells kind of like peaches...210x1...four opened boxes of Lucky Charms...133x1 PR...reassembling her mom's engine while sporting a Daisy Duke type outfit...I wasted my twenties...Lagavulin...Friendzone...side joint..."cheesy burrito-bread"...She crammed like 4 slices into her 5'6" 130lb frame..."I...haven't swung anything."...I'm on pornhub... pounding at 4am...Time to reevaluate my life...

Goddammit. You are driving me up the wall with this. It's time to accept your destiny and father the master race with this crazy woman.





Oh, and we ALL wasted our twenties. Just so you know.

[stuffedsuperdud]

I think the appropriate thing to do is to enter the MONK MODE.

Legit spit-take LOL. It's not what you said but the way you said it. The "the" is critical. Not regular monk mode. THE MM. Glory lies in the details.

Go over, give her the rub down, then leave. Never even try to get in her pants. She'll want you more bro, trust me. (is that red pill, or just bro idiocy?)

I did some reading and that whole redpill business went from pathetic-funny to kind of scary. These are some seriously angry boys with various disorders who have bought into a bizarre narcissistic fantasy in which they possess some sort of magical key to ladyparts heaven. What happens when they're dealt a narcissistic injury, i.e. when this shit doesn't work? Standard ops: narcissistic rage. Which looks a lot like that Elliot Rodger fuck. Shit. It's too bad TLP never weighed in on this shit before going MIA.

Goddammit. You are driving me up the wall with this. It's time to accept your destiny and father the master race with this crazy woman.

I wasn't trying before but I assure you I am now. Cross my heart you will all be the first to know if I find out what her junk looks like.



Ahem training:
I am quite sore from yesterday's efforts. Legs surprisingly feel fine, but somehow, my upper back is completely roasted. CG: "I have one word for you: age. You're getting old, my dear." Coach put it more nicely with, "Well it's not like you fall off a cliff at 30. You just can't get away with stupid shit anymore. What are you doing for recovery?" "Whiskey, porn, and E&P." "Yea that's not gonna fly."

Trained anyway and did:

Tall poon (or should I go back to snatch? Have we fizzled out of all the rage we carried into January?):
20kg x5
40x5x2

Hang vaj from thigh:
50x4
60x4
65x4
70x4
75x4x2
60x4
Some elbow inflammation crept up.

Cooter DL:
90x8
110x8
120x8
125x8

Naz high pulls for BBB:
90x10x2
Coach cut me off here because we were out of time and she wanted to go home it's fine.

Yesterday I had:
1. 50g whey in water
2. 1lb baked chicken covered in some sort of mystery sauce and a few pieces fried chicken (cafeteria just got a deep fryer and they maxing the shit out of it)
3. 6 meatballs with BBQ sauce (pre-workout)
4. 100g whey in water
5. 8oz cereal + 16oz milk

Today:
1. 50g whey in water
2. 1lb lean ground beef + 1lb asparagus
3. 100g whey in water + 20g sugar (pre/intra-workout)
4. Chipotle: brown rice, pinto beans, fajita veggies, double chicken, and one of all the toppings except lettuce and hot sauce
5. 4oz smoked salmon + bit of cheese

[cgeorg]

Tall poon (or should I go back to snatch? Have we fizzled out of all the rage we carried into January?):

I still feel mildly ill tempered!

Not sure which I prefer, Cooter DL or Hang vag from thigh. Best to just keep them both.

[caveman]

Tag, now your inbox is full. Fix it!

[Adam Nelson]

The real secret is that the D has to be good. My assumption is that a lot of these /redpill dudes aren't that good at fucking. They probably look ok (>7) and have some disposable income, but when it comes time to do the deed, they are lacking. As a result, these ladies are left with a hollow experience (probably emotionally and physically) so they seek a connection elsewhere. As a result, this feeds into their self-fulfilling prophecies.

I also doubt a lot of the /redpill community works hard at being a cunning linguist, either. You've got to wear that shit out.

Something, something, SGM, DEVI, blah, blah, blah.

[chromoly]

Legit spit-take LOL. It's not what you said but the way you said it. The "the" is critical. Not regular monk mode. THE MM. Glory lies in the details.

Cheers mate. The "the" is very important. It is, after all r/TheRedPill, not r/RedPill.

You've got to wear that shit out.

But Gilchrest, what on earth do you mean by "wear that shit out"?!

[idlehands]

Cheers mate. The "the" is very important. It is, after all r/TheRedPill, not r/RedPill.



But Gilchrest, what on earth do you mean by "wear that shit out"?!

Like when you finish and your tongue / lips are rekt and numb and the recipients are cross eyed ?