We all know you're secretly an ab-whore, and you watch the Twighlight series with genuine longing.
Sorry, I am busy having a peanut butter fudge milkshake from Cookout and watching Justin Lascek power clean and push press 300 lbs in his short shorts...
You're 5'9", only 166lbs, and you're talking about cutting? It sounds like you've been cutting your entire adult life. My wife is 5'10" and weighs as much as you.