There's no way I'd hit 34" right now. I haven't done a real athletic movement in 6 months. Correction: I played a game yesterday that my 2 year old invented. It included lateral shuffles around the kitchen and strange rabbitty hops around the living room sofa. This is who I am. Rabbitty hops.
My ankle has been this way for years, dude. The last traumatic sprain was 13 years ago.