Silly Occurences at Commercial Gym

[MBasic]

One of the strongest signs of the dumbing-down of American eduction is the fact that so many people don't understand that sucking air through a constricted opening does not simulate altitude. Put a rag in your mouth and and a foam ear plug in one nostril if you want to try this for free. At least you won't be advertising what a dolt you are by wearing what amounts to a sign Bill Engvall handed you.

https://youtu.be/rrhc5-Fxo0g?t=258

funniest goddamn lines in the WHOLE Bro-science series.

"For 80 bucks a pop elevation training masks will restrict your oxygen so it feels like your training on a mountain. . .which simulates breathing thru a straw, NOT on a mountain.
Also, have ya asked yourself, How can I look like a asshole faster and more decisively than ever? With this mask, you no longer have to waste time irritating people with your personality or your conversations about mud runs. NOW they'll know you're an asshole from a distance"

[olddognewtricks]

Hi plan is to look badass as hell, while curling the 15# dumbbells (or are those 10's?). In a scary mask. While wearing a rash guard. That matches his sneakers.

At least he's not tying up the rack while he's doing it.

[chrisd]

It's pretty silly. To simulate 8,000 feet altitude, you just need to smoke twenty cigarettes a day.

[Tom Campitelli]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is silly he isn't wearing a mask. Fuck this thread, there is already one like it in E&P. Locking it because I can.