I lol'd
But for real, I was being serious. 5s usually last longer than the novice progression lasts, assuming you are optimizing recovery. It's pretty widely accepted that your dietary choices are less than optimal for strength, so it's quite possible your experience will beless than optimal, too.
If you want real results the Ohio Method is the only choice.
Vegetable Boy is coming out swingin today
I personally did not get good results out of TM.
ID only worked for me on the squat. ID on press movements didn't work. If I can do it for 5x5, I just can't do all that much more for 5x1. Also, I'm really bad at triples. They're not a huge amount higher than my best fives, and my technique really breaks down at that intensity.
My opinion was the volume didn't seem high enough for me to adapt. Probably because I just wasn't getting the needed stress from ID. When I started increasing my volume numbers started going up. again I.E. 5x5 twice a week on bench/squat, adding backoff sets after DL. Did learn quite a bit from TM, rotating rep ranges has been helpful, ID on squat is helpful.