Rip Gives Santana Some Life and Business Advice

[Charlocity2]

Would you ladies like to discuss your nail polish preferences too? Please continue.

I read that in the voice of R. Lee Ermey, playing GySgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket".

[Soule]

I doubt that the ladies will fall for the “I’m Slash” routine now, coach.

[Robert Santana]

I was expecting more of a roast from Rip during the phone call. "You look like a 15-year-old greek girl who just saw her first Youtube video on hair care. You look like an amateur porn star who buys his shampoo from costco. You look like a Philly landlord who's going to get into my personal space during rent negotiation."

Overall, pretty damn solid video. Your hair looks great, Santana.

Thank you sir

ROTFLMAO...

I'm thinking a high regulation Marine haircut (0-3, not a high'n'tight) was not in the cards either.

Absolutely not. Rip agreed on this one.

Incidentally, Robert, you have a very similar hair texture to mine. I cut it about that short a year ago. Just long enough for a ponytail. It's back down my shoulders again now.

Also, Deva Curl, lol. I used their products for years until the gel quit working. I like the conditioner but it's damn expensive.

I was thoroughly entertained.

I never fucked with their other products. Just the cleanser and conditioner. Made my life far easier. Low maintenance overnight.

I doubt that the ladies will fall for the “I’m Slash” routine now, coach.

Those days are long over.

[Mark Rippetoe]

I never fucked with their other products. Just the cleanser and conditioner. Made my life far easier. Low maintenance overnight.

A bar of soap should be enough to get your hair/head clean.

[Matt James]

We're not all blessed with your luxurious hair, Rip.

If it makes you feel better I could discuss mustache wax with Rusty.

[Mark Rippetoe]

All this talk of grooming makes me uncomfortable.

[VNV]

Can fix that. When Santana stepped out of the shop, there were faint echoes of Javier Bardem in Escobar or No Country for Old Men. Probably just my twisted perceptions.

[Nick Delgadillo]

Incidentally, Robert, you have a very similar hair texture to mine. I cut it about that short a year ago. Just long enough for a ponytail. It's back down my shoulders again now.

Also, Deva Curl, lol. I used their products for years until the gel quit working. I like the conditioner but it's damn expensive.

I was thoroughly entertained.

DevaCurl was my client when I worked in logistics. I ended up with lots of their damaged stuff and used it to No Poo my beard and whatever hair I had left. Good people and good products. Buy their stuff.

You should get some for your mustache, Rippetoe.

[Mark Rippetoe]

I will shave it off first.

[Robert Santana]

DevaCurl was my client when I worked in logistics. I ended up with lots of their damaged stuff and used it to No Poo my beard and whatever hair I had left. Good people and good products. Buy their stuff.

You should get some for your mustache, Rippetoe.

Thats a random factoid. Very cool Nick, did not know that. As funny as it sounds talking about all of this that stuff really created a low maintenance situation for me.