Female, 43 y/o, married, no children, two fantastic dogs.
I forgot to mention that I am also responsible for the lives of 3 plants: Transplant Sally (an office rescue), Thirsty George, and Anorexic Helen. George and Helen prefer very little water (per the plant guy in my building’s instructions). And Sally cannot get enough water. The people in my office suck and almost let Sally die. I commandeered her and let them all know that they suck ass, so all is well at hand!!!