If you mounted one on your roof or similarly elevated position you wouldn't have to worry about people stealing packages off your porch. Or Pitbulls....
I'm sure the idea of a Starting Strength certification of some kind for health professionals has been floated before in a meeting at some point. Even...
Bone Tomahawk for your next one. Western, Kurt Russell, comedy, disturbing gore/horror, genuinely scary antagonists. Might exceed the "some" violence...