Whenever the majority of the electorate decides to vote for the deadlift, duh. Are you some kind of idiot or something?
Whenever the majority of the electorate decides to vote for the deadlift, duh. Are you some kind of idiot or something?
Deadlift 2012!
With Squat nearing the end of its second term and Smith Machine Squat now the Quad Party nominee, pundits predict an easy win for Deadlift.
When squat stalls before DL?
Dead lift can't rightfully be president, he was born in Kenya!
No, that is incorrect.
Each state sends electors to the Powerlifting College, who in turn vote for the deadlift or squat. In the event a majority cannot be reached, the choosing of deadlift presidency is sent to the Swole of Representatives, and the vice-presidency to the GOMAD Senate. It's in the constitution or something.