That was great. I read that and laughed and got all pumped up...and erect.
Then I decided to follow his advice and immerse myself in 80's music and movies. I started out with the very best of Hall and Oats, then I watched Beaches. I cried a lot and my chest hair started to fall out in clumps. I think maybe I missed something? Am I not doing the program? I'm not really feeling like a Viking, more like a vegetarian.