it' official......i've finally lost my mind

[lesburn]

Last night i had a dream about squats!!!!!!

During said dream i was analyzing my technique, which i have to say was peeeeerrrrrfect, and proceeded to beat my 1rm by about a 100kg.
To tell you i was really pissed off when i woke up to a world that is grey and tasteless and where i'm still a weak piss ant squatter.

The alarm clock is now in pieces on the bedroom floor.

Please tell me i'm not the only sad, pathetic, obsessive squatter on this forum.

Just to finish. Mark, it's your fault. If you weren't so demanding about correct technique, i would not be questioning my sanity. I'm sending you my psychiatrist's bill.

[Mark Rippetoe]

You poor fucker. Drink more heavily before bed. This should disrupt your sleep patterns enough to keep this from happening.