Also, I will be making frequent references to a few things here that I should probably define:
-BBC- BROcklehurst Barbell Club- This is my parent's basement (and backyard and bedroom) where we work out. Its called BROcklehurst because its on Brocklehurst Street and because me and my crew are Bros.
I know Bros has a negative context around here, but thats because no one understands what it really means. It basically means being really really ridiculously good looking and tough and cool and funny and humble. Not sure why anyone would hate on that.
Anyway, BBC is most known for its leather reclining couches, big screen Plasma TV, great sound system, and my Dad playing freecell on the computer shirtless while we lift. It was built to replicate the old Bulgarian lifting team's gyms. They swore by Plasma Tv's. Also, we press outside because the ceilings are too low. Neighbors think we are gangster. We also cook on the grill immediately following every workout. Steak chicken and hot sausage are the norms. Frank's red hot BBQ sauce on grilled chicken is titties.
-Coys- He is one of my workout partners. He has a big body and a small head. He can't bench press because he has a gay shoulder and cant curl because he has gay elbows (or something) so he just deadlifts squats presses and does upper back. Here is his PR deadlift set. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNEGJ...80sRD_FyuvJvWF He also loves Valentine's day and can't go to Chickie's for March Madness this year.
-Doys- Another workout partner and newest member of the gym. He's a former soccer player, but not as gay as you'd think from that decription. He has a self proclaimed 80% success record with chicks. I'd guess its more like 27% in actuality. I think he counts orgasms that aren't from straight banging. He's getting pretty strong but won't listen when I tell him to stop doing situps and he keeps hurting his back from them.
Madge- Madonna. Her Immaculate Collection album is a staple at BBC. Coys sets PR's almost exclusively to La Isla Bonita.
Cougs- John Cougar Mellencamp. Another go-to PR cd. Coys used to always deadlift to Madge and squat to Cougs, but lately he's just been trying to listen to nothing but Madge. But I'll be damned if Cougs is gonna get the shaft like that.
GAB- Gay as Balls. Any Acronym that ends in AB means something "as balls" and any acronym that ends in AS means "as shit". So if I say "Pressing was rough tonight because it was WAB" that means it was windy as balls. If I said "CAB", that woulda meant Cold as Balls. You should be able to figure it out if you are a good detective.
Jawn- literally means anything, but most frequently used to mean girl. So a YJ is a young jawn (young girl), a OJ is an old jawn, a BJ is a black jawn, a BTJ is a big tittied jawn. But in other cases, it could mean anything so if someone say "how was that pep steak", I could say "that Jawn was money". Which leads me to.....
Pep Steak- A peperoni cheesesteak from Steve's Prince of steaks. I get my pep steaks with american, but wiz is good too. Tourists and shit talk about Gino's or Pat's cheesesteaks, but Steve's shits on them. Pep Steaks are also a common denomination used in bets. I think Coys owes me like 8 pep steaks right now.