Some of us are getting older, some of us are getting better.
Today Sully made it clear that we are no longer to refer to ourselves or have others refer to us as "old" or "elderly". From this day forward we are "Master Athletes".
Therefore I shall sign off, unless my "Masterness" makes me forget as
Master Athlete Hercules![]()
Some of us are getting older, some of us are getting better.
Fuck that. He came up with the geezer taxonomy. Is he disavowing his earlier work?
Well, he did not say we shouldn't use the geezer taxonomy. Only that we should not use "old" or "elderly". I don't know when he and Rip are going to get into it over this since Rip invented this "elderly" category. I'm just doing what Karl told me to do with Sully.
Master Athlete Hercules
If you do whatever Sully says you will indeed become a Master Athlete and life in general will be, um, interesting.
I'll always remain true to geezerdom.