Geezer Taxonomy at the Doctor's Office

[Mark E. Hurling]

I had one of my periodic medication and blood pressure reviews yesterday and my regular doc is on vacation. The one I saw is my age, 60 and we were joking around and having a generally good time because my numbers were good this time (Glory Be!) and wisecracking about age. So I laid out our geezer taxonomy for him. Much laughter ensued, and one of the young nurses stuck her head in the room to see if all was well. We reassured her, when we could breathe properly again, that we old coots were fine. I'm trying to spread the geezer gospel everywhere now.

[Gunnhild Bruno]

I had one of my periodic medication and blood pressure reviews yesterday and my regular doc is on vacation. The one I saw is my age, 60 and we were joking around and having a generally good time because my numbers were good this time (Glory Be!) and wisecracking about age. So I laid out our geezer taxonomy for him. Much laughter ensued, and one of the young nurses stuck her head in the room to see if all was well. We reassured her, when we could breathe properly again, that we old coots were fine. I'm trying to spread the geezer gospel everywhere now.

Congrats on the improved numbers! I can't wait for the Geezer Gospel to take the world by storm.

[Mark E. Hurling]

Congrats on the improved numbers! I can't wait for the Geezer Gospel to take the world by storm.

Oh, it'll be Hellfire and brimstone with Methusala leading the charge. Geezers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your Depends!

[Oldster]

Geezers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your Depends!

Truly?

heh!

[TomF]

Truly?

heh!

Depend on it.

[Oldster]

Heh heh heh!