thanks to SS i now have a new occupation (LOL)

[taichiguy]

from my past posts you will have noticed the my squats have skyrocketed lately.

the other day , after my shower, i was bent over, drying the crack of my butt.
when i stood up straight, i noticed that my glutes had grabbed the towel and was holding on to it. when i flexed my glutes, i really had to pull the towel hard to get it free.

i am going to buy some walnuts and take this show on the road

[Corrie]

I expected this to be about people at work asking you to lift heavy boxes or something.... oh god was I wrong

[mwhities]

Funny thing. All of my squats have made my legs bigger and ass tighter. My wife mentioned it the other day. Now she says I need to get my stomach as tight as my ass... DOH!

[Karl Schudt]

I haven't tried the towel test, but I can say that I might need to change my name to Hugh Jass.

[PackMule]

I don't normally visit the geezer forum, and I have no idea why I was drawn to this thread, but it was worth it. Haha

[skipbeat]

girls love squat ass. half expecting a girl to ask me to sit on her face one day

[nkelman]

Skip, it's much better when they sit on your face.

[skipbeat]

Sometimes they forget you're a person though and your face is just a nice bumpy ride. I almost died before

[God of Thunder]

@ op , i've done that by accident a few times too lol. Bent over and upon standing straight discover I've grown a towel or bathrobe tail.

I'm working on cracking philberts now...