The Rippetoe Christmas Holiday Story

[Kiknskreem]

All the 'lil childers, did huddle and shout.
For on one day a year... the Rippetoe monster comes out!

It comes after children, from far and near.
If you don't listen to it, it yells in your ear.

BAR OVER THE MID FOOT! You cretinous ones!
Don't you dare bench that bar... without wrapping your thumbs.

Bony skeletal geometry, the children did fear.
If only they knew, why to keep the bar near.

Efficiency and understanding... its the name of this game.
Its what gives the Rippetoe monster, his place in the game.





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[Mark Rippetoe]

That's a damn nice picture.