Joined a new gym last night. Hilarious

[John Watson]

Sorry, can't focus on the rest of your story now. "Intents and purposes."

Thought it was just me.

[Sean Herbison]

Supposively.

You can't even get it wrong correctly? It's "supposably."

[joosejpr]

You can't even get it wrong correctly? It's "supposably."

You need to be more pacific.

[Farback]

You can take that for granite.

[joosejpr]

You can take that for granite.

I could care less.

[zinedine kilbane]

Not how teh roids work, but OK.

MMS: Error

Big arms from zero curls + dat der sterons

[Simon Rest]

I am SOOOO fucking temped to grab one of their clients when the trainer is not around, and teach them to squat properly.
I go at the same time every day, today I saw a lady that the same Trainer was teaching a week ago . . .trying to teach to squat, and overhead squat.
Generally, the ladies are more limber and flexible than men . . . I bet I could have her squatting "pretty" in about 10 min . . .either HBS, LBS, or OHS. . .just with simply cues, and shoving the knees out etc.
Just by widening the stance, turning toes out and shoving the fucking knees out . . .would solve 80% of the problems.

That's your get square, isn't it. When a trainer pulls you up on your form with bad advice, you should get to do the same to one of their trainees, right in front of them.

[Charlocity2]

You can't even get it wrong correctly? It's "supposably."

It's a two tier mangling of The King's English. The first time, people say "supposably" and (hopefully) someone corrects them. The second time, they want to say "supposably", remember the correction they received, and titrate up to "supposively".

[Browndog]

You can take that for granite.

Ah you're full of schist, and that's not gneiss!

[Mark E. Hurling]

But that's besides the point.